Slug gunner fan

Slug gunner fan (also known as Sluggunre Fahan, Argus Yomoflach, Sluggie, Cuddlekins or simply Slug) was one of the first recruits to the war, notable for his unfairly overpowered ability to evade any attack.

Appearance
Slug's appearance changes regularly.

Equipment and powers
Dodging powers: Slug is able to dodge any attack. Nothing can even get near him. No matter what you try it can be dodged by Slug, even if it is explicitly un-dodgeable he can and will dodge it. He can even prevent attacks from hitting his allies by dodging in the way of them (so the attack hits him instead of the ally) then dodging out of the way again (so the attack misses him despite having already hit him). The only thing he explicitly cannot avoid is taxes, as Reaper has repeatedly demonstrated.

Summoning: Drawing on the industry and manpower of his fiefdom on the macro-continent Slug has massive reserves of forces waiting to be summoned by unknown means whenever he needs them, most of them being references to fictional franchises that he holds some appreciation for.

Chainsaw sword: with blades forged from the teeth of a kraken this weapon proved capable of cutting through most things that Slug might need to cut through in the early threads.

Relations
Slug tends to ally with other War of the Wikians when it suits him, then backstab them when they're no longer needed in his grand plans.

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Quotes About Slugs
"QUIT DODGING MY ATTACKS!"-Random guy trying to hit Slug

"Overall Slug is a pretty cool guy, dodges anything and doesn't afraid of anything"-Gog when being asked what Slug is like.

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