OrkMarine

" BAM! TO BEHOLD, A REALM, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME ORKMARINE"

-OrkMarine upon greeting a Petty Mortal who entered his realm

Ruler of OrkLand, also known as the Realm of Badassery and "that place". OrkMarine is a powerful God King known for his mastery of both Bass Magic and the ancient martial art of the Spork. His influence on the mortal realm is great, and many flock to his worship, who build great shrines in his honour and listen to his holy gospels, commonly known as "Heavy Meta" in the physical world.